If you’re on this site and reading this intro, I’ve already stereotyped you as being an Internet geek. But don’t let my cruel prejudice dissuade you from going along any further. Whether you’ve come here knowingly or whether you’ve stumbled upon this blog accidentally, you’re heading into the right direction.
So gather ye around, my pets, and let us get to know one another.
We’re a myriad of surfers, skaters, thinkers and shipping label makers. We create, we initiate, we demonstrate and we’re wrong just as much as we are right. We hit the lip, hit on chicks, bro down and bellyache. We care about the opinions of others but most of that time we don’t care at all. We challenge, we fall, we rise again and we can even make a mean turkey sandwich on squaw. We’re a loudmouth mass with a silent minority. We rock, we mosh, we watch and sit. We’re white, Hispanic, Asian, black, and there might even be an orthodox Jew or a disgruntled Amish in our mix. We work hard, play hard to get, throw a smile, and we are who make up the Killer Dana Board Society.
And you? We know who you are.
Open-mouth breathers, punks, and the disabled. Parental enablers, rotten teenagers, the lonely, the forgotten, the happy and epic. Unwilling heroes, gospel singers, Geminis, the unrepentant. In-N-Out Double-Double eaters, car enthusiasts, the elderly, bank robbers, chefs, and winos. Rollerbladers, rappers and d*ck-dragging spongers. Mid-westerners, lovers, fighters, hedonists and ventriloquists. You are all and none of the above and we’re inviting you to become part of our society.
Killer Dana is charging the blog world with a cross-eyed fury to reckon with. News, gossip, videos, photos, Killer Dana sales and events, merchandise reviews, team rider updates, interviews and so much more; we’re not afraid to drown in what’s going to be an epic wave of online continuum. Our Board Society will cover anything and everything where others fail; we will report, recognize, announce and decry the what’s-what that centers around the board commerce and industry…and, along the way, pepper spray your face with some sh*ts and giggles.
So, that being said, thanks for coming by and checking us out. Oh, you’ll be back. I know you will. Once you’ve been water(b)logged with the Killer Dana Board Society, you can’t help but come along for the whole ride.
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